Xtro (1983)

It was a pretty nice day when the father and his adorable little son were playing with a sweet doggie. Rainbow was shining in the sky like a polished ass and everything was so nice and peaceful so you can even stuck a head in your ass but it wouldn't be easy!This is scenery was obnoxiously ruined by the invasion of unknown aliens from outer space. The aliens were more in homo than pedo shit so that's the reason they're decided to abduct the righteous daddy! Little kid Tony was traumatized when his father was yelling : No! No! Don't cut my balls , bastards! Eventually daddy was dissapeared. So life was badly messed up for an youngster. He was gradually growing into helluva nut when every night his father was coming into his dreams butt-naked and yelling : No ! No ! Don't stick this in my asshole, bastards! Despite all sorts of incessant bullshit - one thing was imprinted in his young mind about daddy.He will come back! Yes, he was right because after another weird nightmare and another pair of wet panties his father was landed in the local woods. OOOOO! He was groaning like I was in my first orgasm in the school crapper. Oh, man! He was crazy deformed and ugly! But he was determind like a mutha to get some despite his dirty appereance. He was crawling with the biggest hard-on which sexual monster can imagine to himself, he got four legs and was really despicable bastard. Some pedophile and his underage girlfriend were riding and WTF? Monster was very near and showed them his hard-on.The guy was jealous and stopped his car and went out to check this extraterrestrial pecker and measure with his own wang.His dick was very small so the girlfriend was very sad.But after he'd left the car-he had lost even his miserable inches and plus balls too.He was vicioucly raped to death in his bunghole by the horny monster. His girl was next -son of a bitch had torn her a new asshole. And can you belive what very soon he was shagging another cool chick in her butt ? Great! He was working and working again on another poor ass and roaring and roaring! In response to this -my dick was growing and growing ! Poor skunk was pregnant and afterwards was giving birth to a full grown happy father ( at this scene I was ejaculating ). Yes, my frineds it was Sam! He came back to his dearly and precious son! And everyone who is going to cross his path- will be raped to death! And afterwards he will be raped again in the dead ass! And again and again.... So what's the deal with his wife? The tramp was necking all this time with her new lover boy! But Sam kick his ass and very soon his sonny will be endowed with the greatest alien power ( not to fuck ). He will make anybody suffer! Even a little clown comes alive with a toy soldier to spread the mayhem.New lover boy Joe is only person who can stop this gay-ass madness from outer space.He's coming to rescue his wife Rachel at the same time when Rachel was expierencing a big joy with a new abnormal dick of her ex-husband. But the evil alien had some tricks with his wicked cock for the courageous Joe.Joe is killed in gruesome way ( I think you can guess how it was done) and innocent Tony is going with father to outer space ( maybe to the planet under the reigh of Salva fantasy).What a beutiful scene! But the poor Rachel is heart-broken and unfortunately all the crazy ass things can't just leave her alone at her appartment.Little gift was left from a naughty bastard Tony.Little but deadly enough for your ass my friend! So this is it. No way out. Every man is doomed in the face of the aliens. And Rachel and Joe and their sleazy housemaid were doomed. The were killed. And if your ass is still alive so prepare to meet your fate.You can't just win so only the way for you to go will be rape to death! And afterwards will be rape again in the dead ass! And again and again.... No way to paradise.

-Viktor

Maniac (1980)

And now I want to tell you a few words about Frank Zitto.He's a serial killer.But who cares about this when all his victims which are grisly mutilated and ended up without their scalps-just a bunch of retarded skunks!He is real fruitcake in the world of cold madness and pedophiliac terror.He was trying to struggle with his mental state but without any luck. But who amongst us wasn't abused when he was a little toddler ? It was the young years when we're found a solace in the gracious and merciful penis and at the same time when we were scared and confused about most treacherous and ignoble arch-enemy of the whole universe-a vagina! So what about Frank ? He was fighting like hell with the whores and stupid chicks. But he couldn't win this war.He was a sick person and he was my hero! He was living like a rat in the dungeon of his own horror. He couldn't killed them all.This is the great tragedy of his demented mind.He was lonesome, fat and ugly as shit.His mother was a strict bitch and used to beat the hell out of the poor Frank. Somebody also raped him when he was locked in the dark and creepy closet.Life is a bitch!Just like his mother! I was crying when he was raping shitloads of his mannequins with the bloody scalps on their heads. This is a metaphor of the death.Purely death of the human intellect without any remorse.When he was on the prowl for another prey it was like my ass was caressed by the clowns from hell. From the another world. From the beyond. Some of the stupid tramps were destined to meet their fate! I was sexually aroused a little but nonetheless it was very hard to guess.Who is going to die and will be rotting forever in hell ! One guy got his head blown the fuck off from the front seat of his car. One whore was strangled and the word death was written on the face of the another chick when she got the biggest knife through her chest! See you later in hell bitch! But what about a female photographer Anna ? She have to be dead too. She's irritating and thinks she's kinda cool chick. Gruesome death is coming to you pink ass! Beware of the maniac!He will slit your throat like a worthless chicken and afterwards he will rape you and stick his knife in to your head! AAAAA! Isn't this sick ? But it was just my fruitless hopes about killing of this annoying photographer.Actually this bitch survived and escaped from the macabre cemetary when Frank was lying almost dead with his broken down dick in the frustration.He was calling out his mother. But later in his apartment only the mannequins came alive with deadly intention to put the fat sicko out of his misery.He was atrociously raped in the the ass and stabbed and eventually decapitated.It was a sweet revenge to this bastard. But damn it. He's still my hero!

-Viktor

THATS FIVE STARS AMERCANSKI!

Maniac at IMDb

Clown Porn (2005)

When I saw this piece of crap I was feeling like I was under torturing by Salva in the clownhouse! Like my ass was molestating by Michael Jackson prosthetic wang! Movie involves retarded and boring clowns and shitload of ugly skunks.I wish molestation to kids of all actors.One lousy whore was sleeping in her dirty bed and maybe it was her retarded dream or something like that but all of the sudden she wasn't alone.Yes it was just the movie Clownhouse-invasion of psychotic clowns with intention to fuck. But no kids. This poor tramp.So nothing interesting for me was right here.Clowns wanted posterity of the next generation.Maybe just UFO somewhat was involved.Fucker klowns from outer Space.First sex scene was very bad and all this yelling and stupid horny clowns with crooked dicks like their blue dicks was three times under the wheels of the rusted Mack truck-was trully sicker than any imagination of serial killer on the loose.And if you're dare to watch this junk you have to be prepared for brain tumor and impotence on the whole life.After this very soon you're going to die and in hell your ass would be under tremendous ordeal (like Reb Brown in Strike Commando).

-Viktor

THAT'S ONE GULAG, AMERICANSKI!

Strike Commando (1987)

Yes I know that I very sick individual and prefer more naked clowns than any girls! But this movie gives me more powerful hard-on than even any kid from my favorite movie Clownhouse!I'm Russian and when i saw this russian dude Jakonda!! O my! My dick was blowing up and I was slobbering on my knob.This fight made me proud about Russain sexy body.His fists made me ass pink and my nuts turned blue.Yes Russia to the fullest! This brilliant movie concerns about one bad-ass americnski.He was lost with his puny dick in the jungles without any help. Around him was a disastrous sight-it was time when all the innocents was killed or even got subjected to torturing asses.Americanski fight his way with help from grateful and generous frenchman and even little pretty kiddies got mad love for americnski.One most prettiest asian want his musculine and sexy hands around his naked body in Disneyland! It was such a pitiful scene when he was dying in the hands of Americanski.Americanski was crying becuase he had lost his chance to explore his ass .And after that he was captured by meanest mutha Jaconda.He wanted to kill him and made his ass turned black and blue by bruising him .No luck. In the POW they were torturing americnaski ass and gomoerotic vibes was making me a little dizzy and hot! I wanted to do such things ! Yes I wanted to beat his raunchy ass! I wanted to grab his dick and stuck in the electric outlet! But WTF? Eventually americanski escaped and grabbed russian chick! Ha-ha-ha! Jakonda found him and it was most incredible fight in the history of all movies! Jakonda wanted back his chick but this poor russian skunk was shot by treacherous Col.Redik.What a bull!! Jakonda was used and abused !His ass was like a swiss cheese from the outburst of the gruesome libido by americanski! And eventually after such a long torturing of sexual perversing nature-rusian dude was almost dead and his sexy ass had fallen in the waterfall. What a way to go! Americkansi was destined to meet Colonel Redik and wanted to do more sicker shit to another ass! He was tracking son of a bitch very long and after all tiresome ordeal he was founded! Americanski was yelling and waving his dick like a helicopter in the erection ARRRRRRRR! Poor Colonel was grisly shot and sexual molested like a little kid Nathan Forrest Winters.His ass turned more yellow than ass of this pretty deceased asian kid.This kid was saved for lust becuse he had such a fragile BOOBS! But Redik was killed! And after killing was done -agian here comes Russian Jaconda!! He wants more hot action! And this bastard actually got that! Americanski rules shit and nailed asses like ain't no thing! He's my hero!

-Viktor

THATS FIVE STARS AMERCANSKI!

Strike Commando at IMDb

Clownhouse (1989)

My shlong was growing and sweat from the forehead was dripping on my wet underclothes when the first time in my life I saw this pretty example of the putrid masterpiece! Yes it was Clownhouse. Three butt-naked kiddies with glossy pink asses VS three retarded clowns from the nuthouse.Who will survive and can manage to save his ass from grisly molestation ? Nobody can guess. When young star of this movie was forced to pleasure fat and stinky body of the incredible Salva-it was disgusting! But still it makes me horny when it comes in my perversive dreams! This movie sick and that's the reason it rules!Three loosers left alone in the big house but at the same time three lunatics are escaped from the nearby nutfarm.They need to find easy prey and make them to scream in multiple orgasms.It ain't big deal when three young punks have a inclination to see stupid circus.Kiddiies will pay for this! Because the clowns on the prowl in quest of the soft and appetitive little ass.Soon after Casey was freaked out by the scary fortune-teller and abominable clown-his thoughts about the existence was on the edge of pure insanity.He wants to kill everybody and stuck his little dick in the electric outlet. Just desire to commit memorable suicide! But the clowns got the better idea to kill the little and irresistable annoying americanski.How about to unleash a night of PEDOPHILIAC terror? Yes clowns ain't so dumb as you probably think they are.After killing the real clowns( probably Salva hired some REAL perverts because one of them wanted to show something what the kiddies wouldn't be happy to see) -the movie iis getting creepy as hell.Kids are telling ghost stories to each other.Just try to imagine this to yourself!

It was that tingly feeling on the back of his neck that told him they were screwing him in his BUTT.

Story was so hellish so kids wanted to throw their clothes off and had a look at the gay porn.They were so aroused by the creepy tales about the invasion of the sodomizing clowns so I was drowning in my saliva butt-naked too! This is the pure power of the art!But all of the sudden clowns broke in the house!Oh no! Kids were trembling with fear and the time of paying the debts was coming! First was killed irritating prick Randy! His body was severely raped and bruised and he can't no more excercize himself in jerking off. Too bad. Two brothers were fighting like hell against their grim destiny to be raped in the ass.I was rooting for rape. But one of the clowns was thrown away from the window and other was angrily beaten up.Only one clown was reminded alive.His name was Cheeso but at the time when he was smothering the wussy brat Casey-unexpectedly ass from grisly molestation ? Nobody can guess. When young star of this movie was forced to pleasure fat and stinky body of the incredible Salva-it was disgusting! But still it makes me horny when it comes in my perversive dreams! This movie sick and that's the reason it rules!Three loosers left alone in the big house but at the same time three lunatics are escaped from the nearby nutfarm.They need to find easy prey and make them to scream in multiple orgasms.It ain't big deal when three young punks have a inclination to see stupid circus.Kiddiies will pay for this! Because the clowns on the prowl in quest of the soft and appetitive little ass.Soon after Casey was freaked out by the scary fortune-teller and abominable clown-his thoughts about the existence was on the edge of pure insanity.He wants to kill everybody and stuck his little dick in the electric outlet. Just desire to commit memorable suicide! But the clowns got the better idea to kill the little and irresistable annoying americanski.How about to unleash a night of PEDOPHILIAC terror? Yes clowns ain't so dumb as you probably think they are.After killing the real clowns( probably Salva hired some REAL perverts because one of them wanted to show something what the kiddies wouldn't be happy to see) -the movie iis getting creepy as hell.Kids are telling ghost stories to each other.Just try to imagine this to yourself!

It was that tingly feeling on the back of his neck that told him they were screwing him in his BUTT.

Story was so hellish so kids wanted to throw their clothes off and had a look at the gay porn.They were so aroused by the creepy tales about the invasion of the sodomizing clowns so I was drowning in my saliva butt-naked too! This is the pure power of the art!But all of the sudden clowns broke in the house!Oh no! Kids were trembling with fear and the time of paying the debts was coming! First was killed irritating prick Randy! His body was severely raped and bruised and he can't no more excercize himself in jerking off. Too bad. Two brothers were fighting like hell against their grim destiny to be raped in the ass.I was rooting for rape. But one of the clowns was thrown away from the window and other was angrily beaten up.Only one clown was reminded alive.His name was Cheezo Cheeso but at the time when he was smothering the wussy brat Casey-unexpectedly he'd got deadly stroke by an axe! It was his second bro Geoffrey who killed this dirty scumbag. And afterward they were crying and holding each other.And I was crying too becuase their asses was saved from the clownish lust! But not Casey's ass cuz someway he was fortunately raped.Not by clown but by the director of the movie!

-Viktor

THATS ONE MEDAL OF HONOR AMERCANSKI!

Clownhouse on IMDb